丹的真实生活
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
- 是你的吗？ - 爸爸 - Is this yours? - Dad.
想也不是 Didn't think so.
嘿 Hey.
嘿，我准备 一会帮你收拾的 Hey, I was gonna do that for you later.
不用劳您大驾了 Now you won't have to.
- 好吧，你饿了吗？ - 饿了 - OK. OK, are you hungry? - Yeah.
- 麦片粥？ - 好 - Cereal? - OK.
好吧 All right.
- 那么我们计划… - 计划 - So the plan... - The plan.
卡拉，爸爸刚要透露“计划”呢 Cara, Dad's about to reveal "the plan."
我会收拾好 在你们放学后去接你们 I'll pack up the car, pick you up right after school,
然后我们将 直接上路 and then we'll drive straight... through.
- 听起来不错 - 才不好呢 - Sounds good. - Does not.
- 有什么问题？ - 我们上学 - What now? - Well, isn't the whole point
不是应该最重要的事情吗？ 你强迫我们在上学的时候 that we go to school? You're forcing us to miss school
旷课 when we should be, like, in school.
对吧？我的意思是 我的功课怎么办？ Right? I mean, what about my studies?
你笑什么？ OK, why are you smiling?
我从没有想到能听到你说 “我的功课怎么办？” I just never thought I'd hear you say, "What about my studies?"
听到这个让我…想笑 It makes me, like, smile.
- 我不想去 - 我们每年都要去的 - I don't wanna go. - We do this every year.
唯一一次全家大团圆的机会呢 Only time we can get the family together.
还得帮爷爷奶奶打扫房间呢 Gotta help Grandma and Grandpa.
- 要去 - 你在毁掉我的学业 - Go. - You're destroying my education.
你去换衣服吧 Change.
- 有什么事吗？ - 专栏很不错，先生 - Yes? - Very good column, sir.
关于“禁足”的部分 说的棒极了 That bit about curfews? Very apt.
我还想说 昨天的专栏部分 And may I also say that yesterday's column
关于“界限设定” 写的真是太好了 on boundary setting was excellent.
- 你是谁？ - 我叫马蒂·巴拉斯科 - Who are you? - I'm Marty Barasco.
非常感谢你 上周五的专栏 I would like to thank you for last Friday's column.
让我了解我的父母 It helped me understand my parents.
那就好 OK.
喔，马蒂 还有什么事情吗？ Well, Marty, what else can I do for you?
我想见你的女儿 先生，如果可以的话 I'd like to see your daughter, sir. If I could.
啊，简！简！ Ah. Jane. Jane!
其实，我是找卡拉的 Actually, I'm here for Cara.
很高兴见到你，马蒂 两年后再来吧 Nice to meet you, Marty. Come back in two years.
我不想自夸 可是薛夫先生说 I don't wanna brag, but Mr. Shaff says
我是他学生中开车学的最好的一个 他认为我已经可以上高速了 I'm one of the best drivers in his class. He says I'm highway ready.
我不同意薛夫先生的意见 Mr. Shaff and I may not agree.
- 卡拉！快点 - 那你会让我开吗？ - Cara! Let's go. - So will you let me?
我们到时在说，三点整 不要… We'll see. 3pm sharp. Do not be...
- 迟到，我们知道了… - 迟到 Late. We got it....late.
知道了 Yes, we do.
告诉你，刚才你很没礼貌 那是我的朋友，马蒂 FYI, that boy you were really rude to before is my friend, Marty,
我一起做实验，我们一起 做课外项目 my lab partner from class. We're doing an extra-credit project together.
车来了 Bus.
哇，哇，哇！ 等等！等一等！ Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
- 快点！ - 快跑！ - Come on! - Hurry up!
什么事？ Yeah?
嗯，裘弟 我半个小时前伊妹儿给你了 Yeah, Jordy, I e-mailed it half an hour ago.
什么？ What?
不可能，开玩笑吧 No way. You're kidding.
真好笑 That's funny.
- 你妹妹在哪？ - 你迟到了 - Where's your sister? - You're late.
她去活动中心了 能让我来开车吗？ She went to Yumms. Can I drive?
- 爸爸要去辛迪加报业了 - 没这么快 - Dad's going to be syndicated. - Not so fast.
还有些其他候选人呢… There're others being considered...
啊，太好了 能让我来开车吗？ Aw, that's great. Can I drive?
你开的不错，只是 因为其它很多司机… Look. You're a fine driver. It's the just the other hundred million dr...
如果你不让我开 我永远也学不会 If you don't let me, I'll never learn.
如果我让你开 你可能会丢掉性命 But if I let you, you may not live.
这是什么意思？ 你在干什么？ What was that? What are you doing?
- 你难道不觉得难堪吗？ - 抱歉打断你的学习 - Could you be more embarrassing? - Sorry to interrupt your studies.
我们不能像你一样 不食人间烟火，不行 Well, we can't all be monks like you. No.
- 顺便说一句，你被禁足了 - 什么，我被禁足了？ - By the way, you're grounded. - Oh, I'm grounded?
嗯，多长时间？ Mm-hmm. For how long?
- 永远 - 爸爸，别说了 - For life. - Dad, come on.
- 太欺负人了 - 告诉我怎么回事 - It's humiliating. - Tell me about it.
好吧，禁足一个月 Grounded for a month.
一个月！这比一辈子更糟糕 A month! But that's worse than forever.
- 好吧，爸，为什么？ - 你说谎了 - OK, Dad, why? - You lied to me.
是的 因为我怕你接受不了 Yeah, well, you can't handle the truth.
下次试试看 Try me next time.
- 但是…但是… - 噢，别，别 - But... but... - No, no. No. No.
- 好吧，爸爸，我…我爱马蒂 - 噢，天 - OK, Dad. I... I love Marty. - Oh, please.
- 好的 - 上车 - OK. - Come on.
爸爸，爸爸，爸爸，爸爸，等等 听我说，听我说 Dad, Dad. Dad, Dad, stop. OK, just listen. Listen.
我当时不清楚 一段时间后才知道的 I didn't know right away. It took me a while.
- “一段”是多久？ - 我认识他三星期了 - What's a while? - I've known him for three weeks,
但认识三天后我就知道了 but I knew in three days.
你不可能三天就知道爱不爱的 You can't know in three days.
- 喔，也许她可以 - 不可能，不可能 - Well, maybe she can. - No, no. No.
你现在的感觉 不是爱情 What you're feeling is not love.
- 你还年轻，太莽撞 - 不是的，我爱他 - It is young and reckless. - Yes, it is. I love him.
- 你也许认为这是爱，其实不是的！ - 不，我爱他，我爱他 - You may think it's love, it is not! - No, I love him. I love him.
- 不，不是的，不是的 - 我爱他 - No, it's not. No, it's not. - I love him.
我爱他，我爱他 I love him. I love him.
爸爸？你还好吧？ Dad? You OK?
简大学的学费没了 There goes Jane's college education.
卡拉的也没了 There goes Cara's.
- 喔，不，那我的呢？ - 你啊，你的还在 - Oh, no. What about mine? - No, you're good.
啊，不对，等等，你的也没了 Ah, no, wait. There it goes.
你不能分开我和马蒂 You can't keep me from Marty.
爸爸，我提醒你 男孩子也占“半边天” Dad, let me remind you that guys are half the world,
我会找到其他人的 and I'll find others.
但是你要知道我只 喜欢马蒂 But know that only Marty gets my heart.
上车 In the car.
- 我知道有一个很棒的司机 - 不行 - I know a really good driver. - No.
不行 No.
你的 Here you go.
我觉得你的姐姐们 对我不满呢 I think your sisters aren't very happy with me.
- 当然了 - 为什么呢？ - Duh. - Why do you think?
你是一个好父亲 但有时候是个坏爸爸 You're a good father, but sometimes a bad dad.
- 谁告诉你说这些的？ - 没有人 - Who told you to say that? - No one.
简还是卡拉？ 你可以告诉我 Was it Jane or Cara? You can tell me.
- 我自己想的 - 不可能，不会是你 - I made it up myself. - No. You didn't.
你哪个姐姐告诉你 说这个的？ Which one of your sisters told you to say that?
我自己想的 我四年级了 I made it up myself. I'm in the fourth grade.
- 我可以自己想了 - 是简还是卡拉？ - I can make things up for myself. - Jane or Cara?
- 我自己想的 - 简还是卡拉？ - I made it up myself. - Jane or Cara?
- 我四年级了 - 她四年级了！ - I'm in the fourth grade. - She's in the fourth grade!
噢，他们到了 Oh, they're here.
他们来了，快过来，孩子们 They're here. Come, girls.
- 嘿，爷爷 - 很开心见到你 - Hey, Poppy. - Good to see you.
嘿，莉莉 Hi, Lil.
嘿，爸爸 Hey, Dad.
- 现在我们到齐了 - 嗯 - Well, now we're all here. - Mm-hm.
- 你怎么样？ - 很好…也许不好 - How you doing? - Uh, fine. Or maybe not.
- 我的孩子们受不了我 - 也许正因为你做的是正确的 - My kids can't stand me. - Means you're doing something right.
噢，你们都… 嘿，宝贝 Oh, you're so... Hiya, honey.
瞧瞧你的孩子们 她们都长大了 Look at your girls. They're all grown up.
没有没有 他们还都小呢 No, no, no. They're still very young.
- 过来，莉莉，莉莉 - 嘿，你好吗？ - Come on, Lilly. Lilly. - Hey, how are you?
- 她长大了 - 天天都在长大 - She's getting big. - Getting bigger every day.
- 嘿，伙计 - 丹，嘿 - Hey, man. - Dan the man.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hello. - Hello.
- 嘿，丹叔叔 - 嘿，艾琳，你好吗？ - Hi, Uncle Dan. - Hey, Eileen, how are you?
- 路上没堵吧？ - 嗯，没有…呃，还好了 - Did you hit traffic? - Yeah, it wasn't... eh, not too bad.
- 嘿，妹妹，很高兴见到你 - 我也很高兴 - Hi, sis. Good to see you. - Glad you're here.
他们是谁？我从来 没有见过这些家伙 Who are they? I've never seen these guys in my life.
- 嘿，丹叔叔 - 说点什么 - Hi, Uncle Dan. - Say something.
- “什么” - 是吧，我就知道会这样子，干得好！ - Something. - It happened. I knew it. Way to go.
- 不错 - 帮你叔叔搬行李，好吗？ - Sounds good. - Help your uncle with his bags, OK?
宝贝，你要委屈一下了 Honey, you're down here.
你弟弟，米彻 会有一位朋友来做客，所以… Your brother, Mitch, has a friend coming to visit, so...
- 我要睡临时铺的床 - 嗯 - I'm in the special room. - Yeah.
- 不好意思，兄弟 - 没关系 - Sorry, bro. - That's OK.
- 睡个好觉 - 你也是 - You sleep tight. - You too.
- 累了吗？ - 放我下去，放我下去！ - You tired? - Get down, get down!
- 早 - 早 - Morning. - Good morning.
- 睡的还好吗？ - 嗯 - Sleep OK? - Yeah.
- 要下去！ - 要点什么？ - Get down! - Can I get you guys something?
要自己的生活 Get a life.
- 她只是需要点空间 - 她不需要 - She just needs some space. - That's not what she needs.
不，她需要的 Yeah. She does.
听起来 你们都需要空间 From the sound of things, you all do.
你为什么不出去走走 买点报纸？ Yeah, why don't you go get the papers?
- 噢，妈 - 去吧 - Oh, Mom. - Yeah, go on.
对你有帮助的 出去散散心 It would do you good. Get lost for a little while.
- 也许我该呆在这里 - 不，出去走走，丹尼 - Maybe I should stick around. - No. Get lost, Danny.
不是请求 It's not a request.
- 早 - 早 - Good morning. - Good morning.
- 早 - 我一会就好 - Good morning. - I'll be with you in a minute.
哦 Oh.
然后他去了市区 Well, then he went downtown.
喝咖啡，对 Yeah. For coffee. Right.
周末和他聊天 Talks to him on weekends.
嘿，打扰一下，能帮帮我吗？ Hi. Excuse me. Could you help?
呃…好的 Um... Yes.
我想找本书 你也能看出来的 I'm looking for a book, obviously.
- 有什么要求呢？ - 能帮我 - Anything in particular? - Yeah, something that can help me
处理些，呃… deal with, um...
可能会很尴尬的情况的 ...what might be an awkward situation.
哦，好的，呃，什么… 什么情形… Oh. OK. Um, what... what's kind of, um...
要一些有趣的书 Well, something funny might be nice.
但不用那种让人 “捧腹”的有趣 But not necessarily big, "ha ha ha," laugh-out-loud funny,
也一定不要那种靠取笑 别人来搞笑的有趣 you know, and certainly not make-fun-of-other-people funny,
最好是一些善意的有趣 but rather something, uh, human funny.
好的 OK.
另外，如果可以的话 And, uh, if it could, um,
能不经意的 让你大吃一惊 sneak up on you, surprise you,
并同时让你去思考 and at the same time make you think that what you thought
有些对的事情 换个方式思考就不一定正确了 was not only right in a wrong kind of way,
但在你认为是错的 但在你的错误中 but when you're wrong, there's a certain rightness
- 可能又有几分是正确的 - 呃… - to your wrongness. - Um...
也许我的意思是，呃 Well, maybe what I mean is, um,
更重要的是，我希望进入状态 more importantly, I'm looking to be swept up.
同时又没有 And at the same time, not.
我想能感觉到，呃 Meaning I wanna feel, uh,
与某些东西，存在很深的联系 a deep connection to, uh, something.
可能我也不知道 我要什么书 Or maybe I don't know what I'm looking for.
凭我的经验 你很难在一本书里找到所有这些 Well, in my experience, you rarely find it all in just one book.
- 噢 - 所以有这么多书 - Oh. - Maybe that's why there're so many.
- 嗯 - 呃… - Hmm. - Um...
- 那都拿了些什么书？ - 我们有一些 - So, what do we have? - We have a smattering, a sort of
- 杂七杂八备选的 - 杂七杂八？ - potpourri of possibilities. - Potpourri?
对，呃，你看 有，呃，诗集 Yeah. Um, here we go. We have, uh, poetry.
狄更生的，你知道，基础读物 （美国19世纪女诗人） Dickinson, you know, basic stuff.
- 聂鲁达的书也不错（智利诗人） - 我也这样认为 - Little Neruda is always good. - I agree.
哦，这的确是本 让你停不下来的好书 Oh, now, this is actually a real page-turner.
甘地的一生？ 我…不，但他… The Life of Gandhi? I... No, but he...
没有人能像他 一样深邃 Nobody has ever been quite so cool as him.
呃，灯塔般的书，《好人难寻》 （美国女作家弗兰纳里·奥康纳著） Um, lighthouses. A Good Man Is Hard to Find.
- 呃，光看书名就知道了 - 《安娜·卡列尼娜》，我不知道… - Uh, the title alone. - Anna Karenina. I don't...
哦，很有趣 Oh, now, that's funny.
不，事实上 有趣的书在这里 No, actually, no, funny is here.
也许没那么有趣了 Maybe it's not that funny.
不，很有趣 很有趣，真的 No, actually that's funny. Very funny, and true.
好的，很好，呃… Good. OK, good. Um...
但，如果你 要挑一本的话 But, uh, if you could pick only one.
那我建议 Ah. Well, I would say
没有什么能比得上 that nothing rivals
钓鱼崖罗曼史 the romance of Fishcliff.
老实说，我只是走了一圈 随便拿了几本 I'm being honest. I just walked around and I just grabbed stuff.
我只是拿了 我能拿到的 I just grabbed whatever I could grab.
- 您需要什么书？ - 搞定了 - You were lookin' for? - Sold.
- 什么？ - 我全要了 - I'm sorry? - I want them all.
这些只是 建议，我… These were just suggestions, I...
一定要给他 这些书的回扣哦 Make sure he gets the commission for this.
- 他不在这里工作 - 应该请他的 - He doesn't work here. - Well, he should.
你口才很棒 You are smooth.
呃，事实上 不，我口才不好 Uh, actually, no, I'm not smooth.
我是，呃，丹，不好意思 I'm, uh, Dan. Sorry.
玛丽 Marie.
嘿，嗨 Hey. Hi.
呃，那么，玛丽 能让我稍微的“补偿”一下你吗？ Um, so, Marie, can I make it up to you?
这是你的茶，很烫 OK. Here is your tea. Hot.
小心点 这是我的橙汁 Watch it. And there is my orange juice.
我还买了个松饼，但是 And I bought a muffin, but I think
我觉得他们给我的是个小星球 they gave me a small planet.
我应该放在桌上 I should put that down.
- 谢谢 - 我还有纸巾和餐具 - Thank you. - I have napkins and utensils.
我用叉子用习惯了 I'm a big believer in forks.
你不是的 很明显 And you are not, apparently.
- 丹… - 什么 - So, Dan... - Yes.
- 你天生的？ - 我和其他人一样出生 - You were born? - I was born.
和其他人一样长大，满意吗？ Like everybody else. And I grew up, like everybody else. Good?
嗯，嗯哼 Mmm. Mm-hmm.
嗯，好的，还有什么？ Um, OK. What else?
我去学校 我有个幸运午餐桶 I went to school, and I had a Bonanza lunch pail.
还有60年代的电视节目 This show, '60s, a TV show.
我十岁的时候 我想做魔术师 When I was ten, I wanted to be a magician.
我常常给街区所有的孩子 表演魔术 So I used to hold these magic shows for all the kids in the neighborhood.
我试图让一个女孩 漂在空中 I tried to make a neighborhood girl levitate.
不过没能成功，倒是用上了 躯体石膏，一些缝线… And she didn't. And it involved a body cast, and several stitches...
最后的… -...the end of my...
我告诉你，我从来没有… Let me tell you something, something I've never...
你会笑话我的 这些我从来没有告诉过任何人 You're gonna laugh. Something I've never told anybody...
从来没有 ...in my life.
这个实在是很难说出口 Um, and this is really hard for me to say.
之后她，呃，生病了 And then she got, uh, sick.
再后来，呃，她去世了 And, um, then she was gone.
之后，呃… And, uh...
花了一段时间 It's taken a while.
我们该聊点 其它事情 We should probably talk about something else.
你是说你现在一个人 带着三个女儿… So you're telling me that you're one of those widowers with three daughters
然后在书店对毫无防范的女性 大献殷勤 who preys on unsuspecting women in bookstores?
- 听上去好像是我 - 确实是你 - It seems that would be me. - Been there.
是吗？ Really?
不是，那段时间… No, it seems that it's been...
- 真的很艰难 - 不过，呃… - ...seriously hard. - No. Um...
不过我们现在很好了 我们真的过的不错 No, we're OK now. We're really OK.
你不用强颜欢笑 You don't have to smile.
比不笑要好吧 Better than the alternative.
啊 Ah.
- 能帮我拿一会吗？ - 嗯 - Can you hold? - Mm-hmm.
- 不好意思 - 嗯 - Excuse me. - Mm-hm.
嘿，没有 我马上就到，对 Hi. No, no, I'm minutes away. Yes.
- 我要走了 - 哦，好的 - Um, I have to go. - Oh. OK.
我忘记了时间 I just lost track of time.
希望我们能继续聊天 I wish we could keep talking.
见到你 真的很高兴，感觉很奇特 Well, it was nice, and a bit unusual, meeting you.
- 也许什么时候我能打电话给你？ - 恐怕不方便 - Maybe I can call you sometime? - Uh, that might be awkward.
- 因为你有恋人？ - 对，刚开始的 - 'Cause you're in a relationship? - Yes. A new one.
如果不是我一直不停的在说话 我应该能早点知道 I would've found out if I hadn't been talking.
- 是的 - 这不公平，对吧？ - That's true. - But it's not exactly fair, is it?
- 你知道我所有的… - 谢谢 - I mean, you know all about me... - Thank you.
而我对你一无所知 我不想以后一直… And I know nothing about you. I don't wanna go through the rest of my life
想着书店里的那个女人 那个让我滔滔不绝的女人 wondering about the woman in the bookstore who let me do the talking.
我们只是要 继续聊完 All we'd be is two people finishing a conversation.
嗯…好吧 没什么坏处 Uh... OK. No harm in that.
哦，好的 Oh, OK.
打，或者不打，但是，呃，打吧 Call. Or don't, but, uh, call.
噢！呃，嘿，嘿，嘿！ Oh! Um, hey, hey, hey!
只是想让你知道，呃，即使我 不打电话也会打电话告诉你的 Just so you know, um, I would even call to say I'm not calling.
嗯 Hmm.
呃… Um...
真好 OK.
“我不打电话也会打电话告诉你”？ 哇 "I'd even call to say I'm not calling?" Wow.
对不起！对不起！ Sorry. Sorry!
我…从来没有 这样过，长官 I, um... I never do this kind of thing, officer.
我平时开车非常小心的 I'm usually very careful.
没有人会相信… And nobody believes in...
- 欢迎来到罗得岛 - 嗯，好的 - Welcome to Rhode Island. - Yeah, OK.
来到这里很开心 Yeah, it's nice to be here.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
- 怎么了？ - 没人啊 - What's wrong? - Nobody.
我是说，没有什么 I mean, nothing.
丹尼回来了 Danny's back.
- 伙计，你还好吧？ - 怎么了？我很好啊 - Dude, are you all right? - What? Yeah.
- 不，不，我很好，我很好 - 真的？ - No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. Yeah. - Really?
但你看上去… 看上去不好 'Cause you don't... you don't seem good.
发生了一件非常神奇的事情 我，呃… Well, it was the strangest thing. I, um...
- 哇 - 什么？ - Wow. - Wow what?
我碰到了一个人 她非常不错 I met somebody, and she's really something.
- 棒极了！ - 兄弟，这太棒了！ - Hot damn! - Bro, that is beyond huge!
- 你拿到她电话号码了？ - 是的 - You got her number? - Yeah.
- 你要打电话吗？ - 情况很复杂 - You gonna call? - It's complicated.
不，很简单 你要打电话 No, it's simple. You've gotta call.
不，他才遇到她 可能很担心这太快了 No, he just met her. He's probably worried it's too soon.
不，一点也不快 特别是他这个年纪的 No, it's never too soon. Especially for somebody his age.
- 艾米，丹遇到一个人 - 嘘… - Amy, Dan met someone. - Shh...
- 他遇到某人？ - 丹遇到某人？ - He met someone? - Dan met someone?
- 过来猜猜，他多久后会打电话？ - 嘘 - Come here. How soon till he can call? - Shh.
不知道，我不是单身好多年了 I don't know. I haven't been single for years.
- 我也是，天，她是谁？ - 丹叔叔遇到某人? - Me neither. My God, who is she? - Uncle Dan met someone?
丹遇到一个美人 Dan met a hottie.
好了，好了 到此为止 All right, all right. That is enough.
你知道吗？ 我们问问安妮 You know what? Let's ask Annie.
- 刚刚？ - 现在 - Just now? - Now.
- 她长得怎么样？ - 呃… - What does she look like? - Um...
- 她… - 你问，呃？ - She... - What's the, um?
- 你问什么？ - 这是我哥哥，丹 - The question? - This is my brother, Dan.
他需要你提些建议 他刚在市区遇到一个美人 And, um, he needs your advice. He met some hottie downtown,
呃…她现在还有点心惊胆战的 and, um... She's a little shell-shocked.
难道不会吗？ 米彻没有告诉她 Wouldn't you be? Mitch neglects to mention
这个周末，她要见 我们所有的家人 that in their weekend away, she's gonna meet our entire family.
- 我不想吓走她 - 大家过去吧，过去 - I didn't want to scare her off. - Let's go, everybody! Let's go.
恭喜了 Congratulations.
你叫安妮？ So, um, Annie?
我叫安妮·玛丽 米彻叫我安妮 It's Anne-Marie. Um, Mitch calls me Annie,
但是，别人都叫我 玛丽 but, uh, I'm Marie everywhere else.
我训练课上有两个玛莉 和一个玛莎 I've two Marys and a Martha in my exercise class,
- 我不想弄混 - 但那不是很好 - so I didn't wanna confuse people. - No. That would be not good.
- 我喜欢被叫玛丽 - 快过来，宝贝 - I... I prefer Marie. - Come on, sweetie.
- 女士们在走廊 - 女孩子在那里 - Women are on the porch. - Girls out there,
男士这边 快过来，丹，我们开始吧 guys in here. Come on, Dan. Let's do it.
很好！最短的时间单位 四个字母 Perfect! OK. The briefest time units. Four letters.
- “Mili”（千） - 噢，等等 - Mili. - Oh, wait.
- Nano（纳米）！ - “A-N-O”，很好！ Nano!A- N-O. Great!
嘿，不许偷看 Hey, no spying.
- 你们落后太多啦 - 这帮不上忙 - You guys are way behind! - That's not helping.
我觉得“secretive”（秘密的） 这个词不对 Uh, I don't think "secretive" fits.
是的，是不对 “secretive”不对 No, it doesn't fit. "Secretive" doesn't fit.
- 我们先做横向12 - 我们先做下一个 - Let's move on to 12 across. - We're movin' on.
能引起你兴趣的人 一定很特别，对吧？ For you to be interested in someone, she must be really special, right?
- 跳过12 - 我要告诉你的是 - Skip 12. - This is what I'm trying to tell you.
不可能有什么 她已经和别人在约会了 It is not going to happen. She is already dating somebody.
- 这不是你的问题，兄弟 - 事实上，是的 - That's not your problem, bro. - Actually, it kind of is.
听着，横向15 五个字母，用炸锅炸 Listen up, 15 across, five letters, pan-fry.
- 用炸锅炸 - 用炸锅炸，呃，“grill(烤架)”，呃… - Pan-fry. - Pan-fry. Uh, "grill." Uh...
伙计，她左手有戴戒指吗？ Dude, is there a rock on her left hand?
- 呃，没有，还没有 - 那就是公平竞争了 - Uh, no, not yet. - Then all's fair.
好了，现在认真点，大家！ 用炸锅炸！ All right, now focus, people! Pan-fry!
- “Saute”（炒的） - 哦，天，当然是“Saute”！ - Saute. - Oh, my gosh. Of course it's saute!
呃，前面的这个词，我们可以 试试“Zeitgeist”（时代精神）？ And, uh, the word before, did we try "zeitgeist"?
- 它是“E-|-T” - 这可以让“ozone”（臭氧层）配上 - It would be E-l-T. - I think it would make "ozone" work.
天，我们找到宝了！ Lord, we hit the mother lode!
十个字母，“凡是可能出错的事 准会出错”，那是… Ten letters. "Anything that can go wrong, will." So...
专心，丹 我们还在做横向 Earth to Dan. We're still at across.
- 我们还没填纵向的呢，丹 - 我们被卡在这里了，伙计 - We're not even at down, Dan. - We're dying here, buddy.
- 我们做完了 - 不用洗碟子了 - We're done. - Hooray for the dishes.
恭喜 Congratulations, yeah.
- 我们要检查！ - 现在怎么样，男孩们？ - Let's check it! - What now, boys?
盘子，呃！ Dishes, duh!
丹，你怎么了？ 你在那里完全没帮上忙 What happened? You were useless out there.
对不起，伙计们 Sorry, guys.
放过他吧 他有太多心事 Lay off him. He's got a lot on his mind.
- “Saute”（炒的） - 爸，妈 - Saute. - Dad, Mom.
你们觉得她怎么样？ What do you think of?
米彻，时间太短，还不好说 Well, Mitch, it's too soon to tell.
意思是说，她很漂亮 很有趣，也很可爱 That being said, she's bright, lovely, adorable,
如果你弄砸了 我们要留下她，赶你出去了 and if you botch this up, we'll keep her and get rid of you.
丹，亲爱的 你有块地方没洗干净 Dan, honey, you missed a spot.
说真的，伙计 这女孩真的太棒了，真的 Seriously, dude. That girl is smokin'. Amazing. Really.
- 你觉得她怎么样？ - 很好 - What do you think of her? - Um, she's great.
让我咬一口 Let me have a bite.
- 嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿！ Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- 不对，不是这边！这边，格斯 - 好的 - No, no! Let's go, Gus. - All right.
我可以指给你看 我们在这张地图上的位置… Can I show you where we are on this map...
- 噢，好的，好的 - 这儿？ Oh, yes. Yes....here?
如果我事先知道 我绝对不会… Um, if I had known, I would have never...
- 不会和我弟弟的女朋友 - 当然不会 - Not my brother's girlfriend. - Uh, no, of course not.
还有，我从没叫过你 辣妹 And, for the record, I never called you a hottie.
- 嘿，我们…这里是海湾 - 哦！ - Hey, we are... This is the bay. - Oh!
- 我们就在这里 - 看到了 - And we're right there. - I see.
- 那么，我们该怎样做呢？ - 有点好笑 - So, what should we do? - Um, it's kind of funny.
也许我们可以 告诉大家 Maybe we should just tell everyone.
不行，不行，不行，不行 不行，不行，不行，不行 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
我们并没有做错什么 感觉很温馨… We didn't do anything wrong. It was sweet...
很好！你们正在 相互了解哈 Good! You guys are getting to know each other.
是的，告诉她 我们在地图上的位置 Yeah. Just showing her where we are on the map.
嘿，米彻叔叔 你没有数数 Hey, Uncle Mitch, you're not counting.
好的，知道了，嘿，我知道 你们两个怎么了 OK, OK. Hey. I know what's goin' on here with you two.
你们没有躲起来 You're not hiding.
快去，一！ Go ahead. One!
- 二！快！ - 好的 - Two! Go! - OK.
- 好的，我… - 三 - All right. I'm... - Three!
克雷，我知道 你躲着壁橱后面 Clay, I know you're in that back closet.
- 你怎么知道！ - 四！ - Come on! - Four!
重来！重来！ Do over! Do over!
五！六！ 我要数到200 Five! Six! I'm counting to 200.
- 能看到你们 - 确实能看到 - I see you. - Yes, we do.
我要蹲下来数 八！ I'm gonna lay down for this whole thing. Eight!
- 米彻人很不错 - 确实是！ - Mitch is a great guy. - He is!
他很有趣，呃，很有趣 He's fun and, uh, funny.
单纯…这很好 正是我想要的 Uncomplicated in a... in a good way. Just what I need.
- 他很棒 - 九！ - He's a great guy. - Nine!
我刚结束一段很长 很混乱的关系 See, I just ended this long, messy relationship,
我去健身房健身 在那里碰到米彻 and I joined this gym and Mitch was there.
他很不错 He's a great guy.
- 你说了很多次 - 因为他确实很棒 - You keep saying that. - Well, because he is.
十！ Ten!
11，12，13，14，15！ Eleven, 12, 1 3, 1 4, 15!
- 祝我们大家…都有好运 - 好的 - So good luck... to all of us. - OK.
有个小八哥告诉我 你要去辛迪加报业了 So a little bird told me you're gonna be syndicated.
莉莉吧，他们在找一些 专栏作者，机会很小 Lilly. They're looking at a bunch of columnists. It's a long shot at best.
她太不可思议了，随便提一个地方 她都待过或者去旅行过 She's amazing. Name a place, she's either lived there or visited.
西藏，智利，柏林墙还在时候的柏林 （1989年11月9日倒塌） Tibet, Chile, Berlin when there was the Wall.
她… She's...
等会！哇，哇，我漏掉些什么没？ Wait! Whoa, whoa, what'd I miss?
- 米彻已经找到意中人了 - 嗯 - Well, Mitch certainly made out. - Yep.
你怎么样了？ 有找到什么合适的吗？ And what about you? Have you found anyone?
- 爸爸，别… - 我知道你总是说 - Dad, don't... - Look, I know you always say
和苏珊在一起就像中彩票 再来一次会是种奢侈 that with Suzanne you won the lottery and that to try again would feel greedy,
但是已经四年了 but it's been four years.
我们能不能不要说了，求你了？ Can we just walk, please?
我想让你知道的 I wanted to spare you.
我从来闻不出味道 And I never smelt a thing!
谁帮忙递一下玉米吧 Somebody please pass the corn.
- 我们就是这样认识的 - 知道了 - And that's how we met. - I got it.
- 我的版本… - 不行 - My version... - No.
- 你是什么星座？ - 天蝎，上升天秤 - What's your sign? - Scorpio, Libra rising.
- 哦，天，我也是 - 真的吗？ - Oh, my God, so am I. - Really?
有兄弟姐妹吗？ Do you have any siblings?
- 没有 - 有谁想要玉米？有谁… - No. - Who wants corn? Any...
说说你的事情 没什么人知道的，米彻也不知道的事情 Tell us something about yourself few people know, not even Mitch.
我是个…很棒的 I am an, um... an accomplished
- 薄饼师傅 - 得露一手 - maker of pancakes. - Talent show.
- 得露一手 - 你最完美的一天是哪天？ - Talent show. - What would your perfect day be?
我的是整天 和安妮呆在一起 Mine would start with Annie, and end with Annie...
我们不是在问你 你接着说 We're not asking you. So you were saying?
我最完美的一天是 来到一个国家 Uh, my perfect day would start with going to a country
你完全陌生的语言 全新的文化 where they speak a language I don't know, new customs,
一些我格格不入的地方 someplace where I'm completely out of my element.
欢迎，我想你现在已经到了 Welcome. I think you've arrived.
我想说的是，第一次… I want to say, the first time...
第一次我见到她… The first time that I saw her...
亲爱的，亲爱的 你不用这么大声说 Sweetheart, sweetheart, you don't have to shout.
我以为我死了 Well, I thought that I just died
- 因为房里有个天使 - 谢谢 - because there's an angel in the room. - Mmm. Thank you.
你和米彻相爱吗？ Are you and Mitch in love?
这个玉米很像个天使 This corn is like an angel.
- 我们今晚搭个帐篷 - 嘢！要很大很大的！ - Let's design a tent tonight. - Yeah! Big giant one!
我们可以搭个有顶的帐篷 We can make it have ceilings!
甜点！甜点来了 Dessert! Dessert.
哦，丹尼，我们还有人没吃完 Oh, Danny, some of us are still eating.
- 很晚了 - 不会，还不晚 - It's getting late. - No, it's not.
我也是独女，真的 让人沮丧，对吧？ I'm an only child too. This is really overwhelming, isn't it?
你有度过 完美的一天吗？ Have you ever lived your perfect day?
什么时候一个男朋友 会成为爱人？ When does a boyfriend become a lover?
好了，好了 OK. OK, all right, all right.
我想大家不要再问她问题了 被拷问一晚上了 I think we can stop asking her questions. Been grilling her all night.
你也觉得我们在拷问你吗？ Does it feel like we're grilling you?
- 没有，没有，一点也没 - 她只是想讨好大家而已 - No. No, not at all. - She's just being nice.
- 没有，我喜欢这些问题 - 噢，少来了 - No. I love the questions. - Oh, please.
我代表全家人 向你道歉 Mm. On behalf of my family, I would like to apologize.
米彻的女友 从来没有 None of Mitch's girlfriends have ever been subjected
- 被问到这么深的问题 - 丹说的有道理 - to such in-depth questioning. - Dan does have a point.
- 对吧？那个胖的像两个人的 - 没有 - Right? Not the body double. - No.
- 她叫什么？喔，天！ - 那个尼克斯市跳舞的没有吧？ - What was her name? Oh, God! - Not the Knicks City Dancer.
还有那个“按摩理疗师” Or the "massage therapist."
所有大小航班拖着行李箱 来到这个家里的 None of the flight attendants from every major and regional airline
空姐的也没有吧 who've wheeled their carts through this house.
- 好了，够了 - 怎么了？我说错了吗？ - OK, that's enough. - What? Am I wrong? Come on.
哇噢，丹，感谢你说出来 Wow, Dan. Thank you for pointing that out.
你是我认识的最聪明的人 You're the smartest guy I know.
他说的没错，现在该 安妮问我… He's right. It's Annie's turn to ask me whatever...
她喜欢被叫做玛丽 She prefers Marie.
随便问你想问的 玛丽 Ask me whatever you want, Marie.
- 我没什么问题 - 噢，问吧 - I don't have any questions. - Oh, come on.
米彻曾说过，如果我原谅他的 过去，他也会原谅我的 Mitch said early on that if I'd forgive him his past, he'd forgive me mine.
我，这真是件愚蠢的事情 Well, that's a stupid thing to do.
- 到客厅去 - 嘿，大家都吃完了吗？ - OK, into the family room. - Hey, guys. You done?
孩子们，走吧 到客厅去 Kids, come on. Into the family room.
约翰，请把派带过来 John, bring the pies, please.
你就别去了 一个人留下来洗盘子 Not you. You'll be doing the dishes alone.
六，六个字母 Six. Six letters.
对了，对了！ Yes, yes, yes!
做的很好 Good job. Good job.
- 第二个词 - 第二个词 - Second word. - Second word.
- 你，到你了！ - 嘿 - You, you! - Hey.
对不起，我刚说的，太过份了 I'm sorry. I was way, way out of line.
没有，你永远不会过份 你是我兄弟 No, you're never out of line. You're my brother.
你知道我说了… You'll understand when I tell...
无论你说什么我都不会生气 Nothing you can say would upset me.
- 我能说件事吗？ - 在书店… Can I just say one thing?the bookstore...
当你提到 我以前的女朋友 When you were talking about my other girls,
我明白了一些事情 I realized something.
我对玛丽的感觉 不同于别人 What I feel for Marie is different.
你知道，那种感觉 在…你 You know that feeling in, um... in your...
- 心里 - 对 - Heart. - Yeah.
- 心脏不停的… - 悸动 - When your heart is just... - Pounding.
- 悸动，而且… - 就像要跳出你的身体 - Pounding. And... - Like it's actually outside your ribs.
- 就是这样 - 毫无遮掩，异常敏感…… - Yes. - Exposed, vulnerable...
- 对，它… - 既甜蜜又糟透了 - Yeah. It's... - Wonderful and awful
让你痛并 快乐着 and heartsick and alive, all at the same time.
对，对，这叫… 这叫什么？ Yes. Yes. Yeah, what do you... what do we call that?
呃，爱情 Uh, love.
你总是能找到恰当的词 You always did have the words.
- 斯坦福还是伯克利 - 噢，这都是好学校 - Stanford or Berkeley. - Oh, those are great schools.
- 或许是华盛顿大学 - 哈 - Maybe University of Washington. - Huh.
还是家附近什么地方 Or somewhere closer to home.
莉，你睡不着的话 知道去哪找我 Lil, you have trouble sleeping, you know where to find me.
爸爸 Dad.
米彻叔叔，你是要进来 给个晚安吻吗？ Uncle Mitch, are you going in for your good-night kiss?
- 当然 - 爸妈的老规矩 - You bet. - Mom and Dad's old
-“ 婚前不能同房” - 有点像高中生活 - "separate bedrooms till married" rule. - Kinda high school.
- 我赞同这个规矩 - 谢谢 - I agree with that rule. - Thank you.
- 不客气 - 米彻，你在干什么？ - You're welcome. - Mitch, what're you doing?
玛丽带了些书 但我觉得 Marie brought some books, but I thought
她应该看一个真正的作家 的好书书 she should read a real book by a real writer.
- 哦，不要，不行，这个主意不好 - 恰恰相反 - Oh, no, no, no. Not a good idea. - Au contraire.
- 不要 - 这是我读过最好的书 - Please don't. - Best book I've read.
- 恐怕是你唯一读过的吧 - 有趣 - May be the only book you've ever read. - Funny.
- 别那么挑剔 - 如果你能签名就更好了 - Be nice. - If you can sign it, that'd be great.
- 这是第一版 - 只有这一版，妈妈 - That's first edition. - It's the only edition, Mom.
- 哦，晚安 - 晚安 - Oh, now. Good night. - Good night.
睡个好觉 Sleep tight.
我真的希望你不要那样 Um, I really wish you wouldn't.
“祝好运”？就这些？ "Good luck"? That's it?
好吧，这也可以 OK, we can work with that.
嘿 Hi.
晚安 Good night.
- 早 - 嘿 - Good morning. - Hey.
- 说，“早上好” - 早 - Say, "Good morning." - Morning.
- 嘢，很好 Yeah. Good.
- 玩的开心 Have fun.
来吃一口，宝贝 吃一口 Here you go, sweetheart. There you go.
玛丽，你和我们一起吧 美女？ Marie. Will you join us, please, beautiful girl?
- 嘿，妈妈 - 嗯，什么，亲爱的？ - Hey, Mom. - Yeah, honey?
- 妈妈，你能打开音乐吗？ - 当然 - Mom, will you hit that music? - Sure.
你比我更需要这个 他来了 You need this more than I do. Here he comes.
好的，丹，站在那边 我们开始，挥动拳头 All right, Dan. Get on over here. Here we go, boxer shuffle.
我要看到大家举高拳头 三，二，一 And I wanna see those fists up. Three, two, one.
右边 To the right!
拍手 五，六，七，换一边 Get a good bounce. Five, six, seven. Switch!
五，六，七，喔！ Five, six, seven. Whoo!
四，五，六，七 重新数！ Four, five, six, seven. Counting!
一，二，三，四 五，六，七 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
- 你来带大家跳吧，宝贝？ - 你什么？ - You wanna take it, babe? - You wha?
- 是的，对 - 好的 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - OK.
萨尔萨舞？ （一种拉丁风格的舞蹈） Salsa?
现在看你的了，宝贝 The floor is yours, baby.
向左，一… And left, and one...
好，停一会，好的 丹，丹到前面去 OK, hold on, hold on, all right. Dan. Dan gets to go up front.
新手站中间，看着玛丽做 做的好，做的好 Beginners in the middle. Keep your eyes on Marie. Doing good. Doing good.
- 一，二，三，四 - 嘢！ - One, two, three, four. - Yeah!
- 让胳膊舞动一会 - 好的 - Let's do the arm a little bit. - All right.
一，二，三，四 One, two, three, four.
一，二 One, two.
大家看看，跟着玛丽做 千万别学丹 OK, everybody. Look, Marie, what to do. Dan, what not to do.
换个方向 The other way.
你跳的太好了 You were excellent.
谢谢 Thank you so much.
- 噢，别客气 - 太好了 - Oh, you're welcome. - That's great.
开始总是很难 You always hate to start it,
但之后你会 感觉很棒… but then you feel so great after...
哇，这个伸展很不错 Wow. That's a good stretch.
- 哦，是的 - 准备好了？ - Oh, yeah. - Ready?
嘿，或许我们一会 也试试那个 Hey, maybe you'll try that on me a little bit later.
很好 It's good.
- 爸爸？ - 莉莉，去叫你姐姐 - Dad? - Lilly, get your sisters
到前面来找我，马上 and meet me in front. Now.
你要去哪里？ 我们也可以去吗？ Where are you going? Can we come with you?
我们可以吗，可以吗，可以吗？ Can we, can we, can we?
我们父女想 单独待一会 My girls are looking for a little quality alone time with their dad.
但我答应你们 改天，好吗？ But I promise we'll do it another day. All right?
莉，快来 走吧，上车 Lil, come on. Let's go. In the car.
孩子们，走吧 Girls, let's go.
爸爸，什么事？奶奶要 教我们织衣服 Dad, what is it? Nana's gonna teach me how to knit.
- 卡拉，走吧 - 不去 - Cara, let's go. - No.
好吧，那我们还等什么呢？ OK. What are you waiting for?
过来 Come here.
来这里，这里！ Right here. Right here!
喔，喔，你很重 我不知道怎么办了 Oh. Oh, you're so heavy. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
好了，啊！噢！ 我要跌倒了 All right. Ah! Oh! I'm gonna fall down.
我想我做不了这个 I don't think I can do this.
- 哇 Wow.
不会吧 No, no, no.
以前这里到处 都是五彩斑斓的贝壳 This used to be the place with all the shells
还有纸做的鲨鱼 and the papier-mache shark.
还记得你喜欢 盐水做的太妃糖？ Remember you loved the saltwater taffy?
- 我四岁的时候 - 对，但是…好吧 - When I was four. - Yeah, but... OK.
跟着我，孩子们 哦，我有个注意！打保龄球！ Stick with me, guys. Oh, I have an idea! Bowling!
- 嘢！ - 保龄，保龄，保龄！ - Yay! - Bowling, bowling, bowling!
听上去不错 Sounds good.
生活中充满失望 Life is full of disappointment.
有时候一次比一次严重 Big and sometimes even bigger.
接下来去哪里呢？ So, what's it gonna be?
灯塔还是 鲸鱼博物馆？你决定 The lighthouse or the whaling museum? Your pick.
- 你知道我们为什么要灯塔？ - 因为他们很整齐 - Do you know why we have lighthouses? - Because they're neat?
很对，是的 That's right. Yes.
还因为它们在黑暗中 能帮助指明方向 And also because they help when it's dark out.
使那些船安全行使 They, uh, help keep boats safe
不会撞到 岩石 and keep us from crashing into the rocks.
因为，当你在那里 Because when you're out there
在黑暗中被巨浪 打得左摇右晃时 and you're being tossed back and forth by those big dark waves
在你觉得你将不可能 抵达陆地的时候 and you think that you'll never feel land again
在你可能 被撕成碎片时 and that you could just split into a million pieces
深深的沉下去的时候… and sink down all the way down... deep,
正是这灯光 让我们准确航行 it's the light that keeps us on course.
- 正是这灯光… - 爸爸，你没事吧？ - It's the light... - Dad, are you OK?
当然没事…宝贝 'Course I'm OK... honey.
- 孩子们玩的开心吗？ - 不开心 - Did you guys have fun? - No.
不开心 No.
- 进去，走吧，宝贝 - 孩子们？你们去哪里了？ - Jump inside. Let's go, honey. - Kids? Where've you been?
- 我知道，我知道，我… - 我们到处找 - I know. I know. I'm... - Oh, we looked all over.
- 你可是擅长看小孩的… - 对不起，我当时没想到 - For an expert on parenting... - I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking.
嘿，伙计，嘿 Hi, buddy. Hi.
- 对不起 - 进去吧，，伙计 - I'm sorry. - Come on, buddy.
- 我赢了 I got it.
丹，她不可思议 你应该来看她跑的 Dan. She was amazing. You should've seen her.
她最后1/4英里一直冲刺 She killed the last quarter mile.
- 我跑的很快，是吗？ - 是的，我好像追不上你 - I was fast. Wasn't I? - Yeah, it was like I couldn't catch up.
即使出汗也很美 Even your sweat is beautiful.
丹去哪了？ Where'd Dan go?
妈妈，她跑起来 像女神 Mom, she moves like a goddess out there.
- 是吗？ - 她像只豹 - Yeah? - She's like a panther.
你知道，她的身体… You know, just her body...
她很有挑战性，但我就是想 一把抓住她，你知道我的意思吗？ She's competitive, but I just wanted to pounce. You know what I mean?
我想骑着她去海滩 她… I wanted to ride her up the beach. She was...
- 别那样做 - 她就像是我的坐骑 - Don't do that. - She was like my stallion.
我想她在我的面前 你知道什么意思吧？ I wanted her to be in front of me. You know what I mean?
玛丽，右边柜子里 有干净毛巾 Marie. There's fresh towels up there in the cabinet to the right.
我想念你的肌肤 I miss your skin.
想你的味道 I miss your smell.
嗯，我想… Mm. I miss...
想你的眼睛 I miss your eyes.
- 爸爸！ - 我… - Dad! - I...
- 你变态！ - 我… - You're such a freak! - I...
不是，对不起 是我失败的爸爸 No, sorry. That was just my loser of a father!
嗯，他在偷听 Yeah, he was totally spying.
- 谁？是谁啊？ - 我们要谈谈 - Hello? Hello? - We gotta talk.
- 能等一会吗？ - 对你有用吗？ - Can it wait? - Is this working for you?
- 我的意思是，真的有用，别说谎 I mean, really working. Be honest.
- 我过的很开心 - 很开心？ - I'm having a nice time. - A nice time?
- 对 - 真的吗？你过的很开心？ - Yes, I am. - Really? So you're enjoying yourself?
- 除了我眼里的肥皂 - 好的 - Except for the soap in my eyes. - OK.
但是你知道吗？我不开心 我一点也不开心 'Cause you know what? I'm not. I'm not enjoying myself,
我想 两个有原则的人 and I think that, as two people of principle,
也应该设定些 基本规则，对吧？ we should have ground rules. Don't you?
哦，对，当然，好的 Oh, yeah, sure. OK, sure.
好！好吧，这… Oh. OK! All right, that's...
这就是 我要说的，别，别，别 That's what I'm talking about. No, no, no.
我们必须保持距离 停下来，离远点 We need to keep our distance. Stop. Stay away.
- 毛巾 - 停，好的，不好意思 - Towel. - Stop. OK. I'm sorry.
谢了 Thank you.
还有，嗯，别再看我的书了 好吧，别再看了 And, you know, stop reading my book. OK, just stop.
- 为什么啊？ - 还有那些萨尔萨舞… - Why? - And that salsa thing you do...
- 你说什么呢？ - 萨尔萨舞 - What are you talking about? - The salsa dance.
这个…这个事情 如果你能不做那个的话 This... This thing. If you could just not do that.
- 抱歉 - 如果你不经常做那个的话 - I'm sorry. - If you stop doing that as a rule,
那我会感激涕零的 it would be very helpful to me.
你还能做其它的事情，比如说消失啊 There are other things you can do, such as not exist.
- 哦，谢谢你了 - 那个…不是…嗯！ - Oh. Thank you. - That... not... Yeah!
我是说了，我是说了 我不想那样，但我还是说了 I said it. I said it. I didn't mean it, but I said it.
- 你知道我还要做什么吗？ - 什么？ - And you know what else I'm gonna do? - What?
我会让自己别那么有魅力 I am going to make myself less attractive,
这样就不会让某些人有非分之想了 so as to not encourage any inappropriate feelings.
好吧，是很搞笑 但是你知道吗？我…不 OK, that's hilarious. But you know what? I... No.
- 我会停止想你的 - 很好 - I'm gonna stop thinking about you. - Good.
我会的 I will.
如果我开始想你了 And if I start thinking about you,
- 当然那是当我… - 无助 - which may happen in a moment of... - Weakness.
无助的时候 我就会专注的去想你的缺点 ...weakness, I'm going to focus all of my thoughts on your flaws.
- 我的缺点 - 你的缺点 - My flaws. - Your flaws.
- 有什么缺点呢？ - 不知道 - And they are? - I have no idea,
但是你尽管放心 我会找到的 but you can rest assured that I am going to find...
去问奶奶嘛，哦！ Just ask Nana. Oh!
真对不起 你是要洗澡吗？ I'm so sorry. Are you taking a shower?
嗯，是的 Yes. I'm taking a shower.
哦，喔，提个小建议 老房子，管道也老了 Oh, well, a little advice. Old houses, old pipes.
- 谢谢你了，谢谢 - 先加热着吧 - Thank you. Thanks. - Takes forever to heat up.
呃，我能和你聊聊吗？ Um, can I talk to you about something?
- 当然了，没问题 - 保密哦！ - Sure. Absolutely. - And can we just keep it between us?
是…是…呃… It's just... It was... Um...
嗯，昨晚我… See, last night what I was...
你昨晚在说你的生活 You were talking about your life last night.
说旅行是多么的重要，呃 去尝试新的东西，你知道的 The importance of travel and of, um, trying new things, you know,
我就开始想…太棒了！呃… and I just started thinking about... Amazing! Um...
所有的那些事情，你知道的… All of that, you know, how much...
- 看起来已经加热好了 - 嗯 - That looks like it's ready. - Right.
嗯…不过… Um... But just...
哦，你…你还没脱衣服呢 Oh, you're... You're still dressed.
哦，我忘了 Oh, I forgot.
我看别的地方 我看那边 I'll look away. I'll look over here.
不管怎么说，我意识到… 你知道，真的，嗯… Anyway, so, I just realized, you know, really, um...
你知道，我一直在反复的想我想做什么 You know, I've been thinking a lot about what I wanna do, um,
你知道，关于未来 不仅仅是说上学什么的，但是… you know, in the future, like not just for school, but...
只是很难弄清楚我真正想干什么 It's just hard to figure out exactly what I wanna do with my life.
我是说，我知道我想去一些 没去过的地方，你知道 I mean, I know I wanna go somewhere new and, you know,
尝试新鲜的事物，呃… try new things, um...
只是很难知道，你知道的 I mean it's just hard to figure out, you know,
- 你的位置，你应该在哪 - 嗯 - your place, like where you should be. - Right.
仅仅是想获得那种阅历 你知道，去弄明白… And just to have that experience, you know, and to...
你知道，这些到底有什么意义 你明白的吧？ Which is, you know, what it's all about. You know?
- 嗯 - 但是还是，我是说 - Right. - But it's also, I mean,
那也很…我是说 当意识到你想要的就是 it's also... I mean, it's also terrifying realizing
你想要的的时候真是让人吃惊呢 知道我是什么意思吧？ what you want is what you want. You know what I mean?
你知道，我觉得那将会很有趣如果… You know, I think it's so interesting not...
你是在别的地方终老一生 Interesting the way that, um, you end up somewhere
而非在你，呃… other than where you, um...
哦！ Oh!
吃午饭了！ Lunch!
干酪通心面，没比这个更好吃的了 （煮好后拌入干酪的通心面） Mac and cheese. Nothing better.
大人去餐室里吃 Adults are in the dining room.
你知道，我想把它们拌两下 和我的朋友们一起吃 You know, I think I'm going to mix it up and sit with my peeps.
- 丹，亲爱的… - 妈，就让我在这吃吧 - Dan. Honey... - Mom, please. Just let me be.
- 嘿，伙计们 - 嗨，丹叔叔 - Hey, guys. - Hi, Uncle Dan.
- 嘿 - 嗨，丹叔叔 - Hey. - Hi, Uncle Dan.
有人吗？ Hello?
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
- 干什么呢？ - 玛丽在帮我忙呢 - What's going on? - Marie's helping me with something.
- 一点意思都没有 - 嗯，看出来了 - We're having no fun at all. - Yeah, I can see that.
- 她怎么样？ - 相当可爱啊 - How's she doing? - She's amazing.
- 再见，老爸 - 再见 - Bye, Dad. - Bye.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye.
- 你刚才说… - 哦，对 - So you were saying... - Oh, yeah.
我本来是准备，呃 做一颗，像，你知道… And I was trying to, um, make, like, you know...
我准备把做一颗真正的心的 I was trying to make like a really heart.
但是，你知道，我甚至不知道怎么画 一颗心，所以我是剪的 But, you know, I didn't even know how to even draw a heart. So I cut it.
- 啊哈 - 结果，像是 - Uh-huh. - And it came out, like,
真是…结果就像是…一颗星星 it was so... it came out like a... like a star.
- 丹？嗨 - 嗯，嘿 - Dan? Hi. - Hmm. Hey.
呃，亲爱的，你知道我们都担心你呢 Uh. Honey, you know we're worried about you. You know that.
鉴于你昨晚和今早的表现 And with your behavior last night and this morning,
我们现在真开始担心了 we are now officially worried.
喔，谢谢了，我很感动 但我真没事，你不用… Well, thanks, I'm touched. But I'm fine. You don't...
- 我们在说悄悄话呢 - 进来吧 - We're having a private conversation. - Come on in.
不，进来吧，没事的 No, come on in. This is good.
妈，接着说吧，我洗耳恭听 Mom, go ahead, I'm all ears.
听着，你为了 你女儿们也算是含辛茹苦 Look, you know, you do so much for your girls.
你也为我们做了那么多 你是不是应该想想你自己呢？ And you do so much for all of us. What are you doing for yourself?
现在不行 Not now.
- 进来吧 - 想想… - Come on in. - Think about...
- 我们在谈事情呢 - 没事的 - We're trying to have a talk. - It's fine.
- 我们想私下和你说 - 坐下 - We'd like to speak to you privately. - Stay.
- 继续吧，妈 - 好，亲爱的 - Go ahead, Mom. - Yes, honey.
- 是因为丹叔叔行为诡异？ - 嗯，是的 - Is it 'cause Uncle Dan's acting weird? - Yes, it is.
这有一种解释 There's an explanation for it.
- 说说看 - 我刚想和你说呢 - Please tell us. - I just wanted to talk to you.
伙计，你实在是“憋”的太久了 Dude, you got to be way backed up.
我每次都希望你能多爱自己一点 So I just hope from time to time you are treating yourself to a little self-love.
- 哦，得了吧 - 我和我的泌尿科医生说过这个了 - Oh, come on. - I talked to my urologist about this.
- 行了行了，打住 - 抱歉 - That's enough. Come on. - Sorry.
你说什么呢，伙计？ What are you talking about, man?
真正的问题——也是没有人会问的 The real question, the one no one will ask,
就是丹还能找到爱吗？ 不，他不会了 - is will Dan ever find love again? - No, he won't.
- 霍华德 - 抱歉，他找不到了 - Howard. - I'm sorry, he won't.
我和你说， I'm saying, one of the things,
如果你把心门为爱而开 爱就会如约而至的 if you're open to it, love will find you.
- 哦 - 我是这么想的 - Oh. - I suppose.
- 嘿，各位 - 还有…好极了 - Hey, people. - And... perfect.
我刚才可能没说清楚 I don't think I was being clear before
- 但你得“疏通阴沟”了 - 啊哈 - but you got to unclog that drain. - Uh-huh.
你得把“瓶塞”打开了 我说的比较隐晦哈 You gotta unplug that bottle. If I mixed a metaphor there.
- 嗯，的确 - 你们错过的是 - Yes, you did. - So far what you've missed
呃，“担心”，“爱会来找” “疏通阴沟” is, uh, "worried," "love will find, " "unclog the drain."
喔，谢谢了，就这样吧 Well, thanks. That is it.
- 不，还有呢 - 我们结束了 - No. That's not it. - We are done.
你可以…哦，拜托，老妈 You can all... Oh, come on, Ma.
我们在农贸市场上 遇到了玛戈·德雷帕的女儿 We met Margot Draper's daughter at the farmers' market.
- 谁？ - 她一直问你的情况呢 - Who? - And she asked all about you.
看见没，丹，你得，嗯 你知道的，去找点乐子了 You see, Danny, you gotta, you know, have a little fun.
也就是说，露茜·德雷帕会在六点来接你的 Which means that Ruthie Draper is gonna pick you up at 6:00,
- 然后你们一起去喝喝茶！ - 我都不记得什么露茜… - and you're gonna have drinks! - I don't even remember Ruthie...
- 你要去约会了 - 不，不行 - You're gonna go on a date! - No, no.
不，我不去约会，妈 No, I'm not going on a date, Mom.
要去的，亲爱的，是时候了 Yes, honey, it's time.
露茜·“猪脸”·德雷帕， 爸，妈，你们，开什么玩笑呢？ Ruthie "Pigface" Draper. Mom, Dad, what, are you kidding?
不是“猪脸”·德雷帕 抱歉，这么说真是太无理了 Not "Pigface" Draper. I'm sorry, that is downright cruel.
没什么无理的 There's nothing cruel about it.
妈，我都不记得什么 露茜·“猪脸”·德雷帕 Mom, I don't even remember Ruthie "Pigfaced" Draper.
我不想去！ 我不想和猪脸约会 I don't wanna go! I don't want to go with the pig face.
- 他得去，这是终审决议 - 不，不去 - He's going. It's been decided! - No, I'm not.
- 我记不得什么“猪脸”·德雷帕 - 这本来就是我们安排的约会 - I don't remember "Pigface" Draper. - This is a blind date.
我们也一起去，好吧？会很有趣的 是吧，玛丽？ We'll double. OK? Lt'll be fun, it'll be fun. Right, Marie?
嗯，会很有意思的，嗯 Yes, it'll be fun. Yes.
真是我的好冤家 That's my girl.
好啦，会猪…好的 Come on, it'll be swine... fine.
抱歉，抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
去疯狂疯狂吧 Go hog-wild.
好极了，好极了 All right. All right.
有一个女孩将要过来
现在正在路上
她来这里见丹尼
她的名字是，露茜…猪脸…德雷帕
好极了，好极了 All right. All right.
接着来 Here we go.
好极了 That's very good.
真的是…真是漂… 好啊，嗨！ It's really... it's beauti... Hello! Hi.
嗨，大家好，这是露茜·德雷帕 Hi. Everybody, this is Ruthie Draper.
- 你都认识的，只是都长大了 - 嗯，嗨，各位好 - You know everybody. They're bigger. - Yes. Hi, everyone.
- 很高兴再见到你 - 好啊，丹 - Nice to see you again, Ruthie. - Hello, Dan.
- 嗨 - 你走到哪我都认识 - Hi. - I'd know you anywhere.
我是说，你一点都没变嘛 I mean, you look just the same.
露茜，你看起来漂亮极了 Ruthie, um, you look great.
真有趣 Funny.
- 不，别，别… - 那么，哈佛医学院毕业 - No, no, no, don't... - So, Harvard Medical,
约翰·霍普金斯医院工作 你做的棒极了，露茜 Johns Hopkins... You're doing well for yourself, Ruthie.
- 嗯 - 嗯，真棒呢 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's impressive.
那你一定没时间…约会吧？ It must not, uh, leave enough time though for... for dating?
呃，曾经有过 Uh, there was someone.
他对我来说如此重要 不过，呃… He was very special in my life, but, uh...
在一场该死的车祸中 他永远的离开了我 He was lost in a freak accident.
抱歉 I'm so sorry.
谢谢 Thank you.
可是奇怪的是我们才认识三天 What's weird is that we'd only known each other three days,
但是…你知道有些时候 你就是知道你爱着他 but it's... you know how sometimes you just know.
- 嗯 - 嗯，一点没错，对极了 - Yes. - Yeah. Yes, absolutely, yes.
- 呃，对 - 那你是一个医生了？ - Um, yeah. - So you're a doctor?
- 嗯，是啊 - 那你，呃，主治什么？ - Yes, yes. - What's your, uh, specialty?
- 嗯，整形外科 - 哦，早该想到的 - Um, I'm a plastic surgeon. - Oh, of course you are.
不，我知道，我知道 我知道你们在想什么 No, I know, I know, I know what you're thinking.
但是我也有很多烧伤的患者啊 But I work exclusively with burn victims, with children
- 生来就有面部残缺的孩子啊 - 哦 - born with facial deformities. - Oh.
- 这么说来她是一个天使喽 - 不，不，我只是… - She is basically a saint. - No. No, I'm just...
我想我只是尽我所能的去帮别人吧 就和你哥哥一样 I'm just doing my little bit to help, I think. Just like your brother.
- 哦，停手，我… - 每晚我无法入睡之时 - Oh, stop. I'm... - When I can't sleep at night,
我就上网去看你以前的专栏 你们看过吗？ I go online and I read your past columns. Have you read Dan?
只看过他的小说 Only his fiction.
你应该去看看的，真的 You're in for such a treat, really.
我是说，你…你是怎么说的？ 作为一个电视迷孩子的妈妈该怎么办？ I mean, what... what you said, the mother of Couch Potato?
- 嗯哼 - “把遥控器藏起来 - Mm-hmm. - "Hide the remote.
那么，如果他起身去换台呢？ 那最少也能锻炼身体吧！” So, what if he has to get up and change the channel? At least it's exercise."
真是思维独到呢，还有… 作为五个挑嘴孩子的父母呢？ It's brilliant. And then... and the parents of the five picky eaters?
他们得给每个孩子分别做饭 They had to make individual meals for each kid and...
“他们把你当什么了？饭馆？” "What are you, a restaurant?"
- 嗯 - 妙语连珠啊 - Right. - Brilliant.
- 她说的都是你说过的话呢 - 我要说的是，我要说的是 - She used your every word. - All I'm saying, all I'm saying
我没有孩子，我也没有 我也没有遇到那些问题 is that I don't have kids. And I don't, I don't have problems,
但是很明显如果有一天我有了 but it's clear that if I do one day,
你的话会让我获益良多的 your words will bring me comfort.
抱歉，十分抱歉 不过实在是忍不住 I'm sorry. I'm just gonna have to excuse myself. I can't help it.
抱歉，但是一个女孩子如此… I'm sorry. But a girl that moves like that,
我是说…你就得想想… I mean......a guy has got to wonder.
嘿，伙计 Hey, man.
- 她真棒，你也很棒，是吧，玛丽？ - 嗯，当然了，我很棒 - She's cool. Marie, you're cool, right? - Yeah. Of course. I'm cool.
但是我觉得丹可是对她兴趣索然 But I don't think Dan is interested in her.
- 是吗？ - 我兴趣索然？ - He's not? - I'm not?
我是这么觉得，不是吗？ I don't think you are. Are you?
哦，好极了，好的，耶！ Oh, nice. All right. Yeah!
我不知道是什么 不过有什么东西让他放不开呢 I don't know what it was, but something was holding him back.
现在没了 Not anymore.
喔，妙极了 Well, that's a beautiful thing.
我们也来了 We're coming.
好了，好了 回家了，回家了 All right. OK. Home again, home again.
- 真喜欢你的车 - 哦，谢谢夸奖 - I really love your car. - Oh, thank you.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye.
很高兴见到你， 呃，露丝 Nice meeting you, um, Ruth.
- 嗯，我也是 - 走吧，伙计们 - Yeah, you too. - Come on, guys.
其实，呃，丹和我想再兜兜风 Actually, um, Dan and I are gonna go for a little drive.
别等我了 Don't wait up.
哦 Oh.
嗯，真是太好吃了 Mmm, this is fantastic.
我知道“秘密成分”是…爱，嗯 I know what the secret ingredient is... love. Mmm.
越吃越好吃 Better and better with every bite.
- 用语言是没法形容的 - 嗯，谢谢了 - Words cannot describe. - Mmm, thank you.
- 喔，好吃吗？ - 爸，棒极了 - Well, how are they? - Dad, they're scrumptious.
嗯哼，让人口水直流 Mm-hmm. Truly mouthwatering.
- 撑死了 - 再来点，谢谢 - Almost on my third stack. - More, please.
- 也没什么拦着你，对吧？ - 没有 - And nothing's stopping you, right? - Nope.
可是秘传配方哦 不过她让我帮忙打蛋了哦 It's a secret recipe, but she let me crack the eggs.
是吗？ Yeah?
呃，“幸运船长”今天感觉怎么样啊？ So, uh, how's Captain Lucky doing this morning?
- 哦，呃，很有趣 - 是吗？ - Oh. Uh, it was fun. - Yeah?
听说昨晚你玩的相当高兴啊 Heard you worked up quite the appetite last night.
嗯 Yeah.
- 我能再来一个吗？ - 给 - Could I have one more there? - There you go.
知道吗？其实 我也有点饿了 You know what? Actually, I am a little hungry.
- 独家秘方，就在这了 - 哥们，好吃极了 - Secret recipe. Right here. - Boy, these are good.
- 我太喜欢了 - 谢谢 - I love them. - Thank you.
- 你吃了多少了，爸？ - 你把瓶塞“拔开”了吗？ - How many have you had, Dad? - So did you uncork?
不管有没有发生 没有人比你 Whatever did or did not happen, no one deserves someone
更需要女人了 more than you.
给你 There you go.
- 扔硬币决定，我选外面 - 吼！吼！吼！吼！ - Coin toss. Outside. - Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
真好吃 Yummy.
好的，好极了！ All right. Nice!
哦？你要那么做吗？ 那就是你想做的吗？ Yeah? You're gonna do that? That what you're gonna do?
你想这么玩是吗？ 耶！好吧 Is that how we're gonna play it? Yeah! OK.
好吧，你想 All right. Yeah, so you wanna take out my knees, huh?
再来啊 Come again.
排好队，我才能看的到 Line up, I need coverage over here.
- 排好队！排好队！开始了！ - 好了，球拿回来 - Line up! Line up! Here we go! - All right, bring it back.
- 抢球！ - 嘿，小肥佬！ - Hike! - Hey, pork chop!
- 玛丽！玛丽！ - 加油，玛丽！ - Marie! Marie! - Go, Marie!
丹尼！ Danny!
我就不懂你怎么 像个情窦初开的小男孩呢？ Why you persist in acting like a 15- year-old is beyond me.
被欲望冲昏了头呗 I'm filled with reckless desire.
你应该感到很有约束才对 You ought to be filled with greater restraint.
- 什么意思？ - 你应该明白我的意思 - What does that mean? - I think you know what that means.
- 爸，帮我接一下好吧？ - 哦，好的 - Dad, could you? - Oh, yeah.
谢谢 Thanks.
好啊？不，我是他爸爸 Hello? No, I'm his dad.
一个叫裘弟的叫你 Someone named Jordy for you.
注意啦！注意啦！ 刚才接到一个电话 Everybody! Everybody! Dan just got a phone call.
大家知道，辛迪加报业 对专栏作家来说极其重要 And you know, syndication is everything for a columnist.
好了，好了，我来解释吧 OK, all right. Let me explain.
呃，我被告知要和 Um, I've been asked to meet
拉姆森报纸集团 with the head mucky-mucks
几位老板会面 of the Lamson Newspaper Group.
他们明天过来 They're driving down tomorrow
和我坐下来聊聊 and they are going to sit down with me.
好消息啊！ That's great!
- 你先把工作抢到手再说 - 嗯，对啊 - Maybe you should get the job first. - Yes, that's true.
- 丹是好样的 - 谢谢，伙计 - Dan the man. - Thanks, man.
喔 Well?
喔 Wow.
喔！ Wow!
爸？ Dad?
爸，刚才莉莉问我为什么 你和玛丽眉来眼去的？ Dad? Lilly just asked me why you were flirting with Marie.
- 我没有啊 - 别担心，我帮你掩饰过去了 - I wasn't flirting. - Don't worry, I covered for you.
- 我告诉她没什么的 - 本来就没有啊 - I told her it was nothing. - Because it was.
爸，我已经17岁了，好吧？ 调情的也太过火了点 Dad, I'm 1 7. OK? You were so flirting.
你知道，无论如何那也无所谓了 You know, it doesn't matter anyway.
她对你一点兴趣都没有呢 It's not like she's the least bit interested in you.
但是别乱想了，好吧？ But cool it, OK?
- 还有，嗯，恭喜了 - 谢谢 - And, um, congratulations. - Thanks.
听我说，他是坐公车来的 他在波士顿有亲戚，爸… Look, he took a bus here. He has relatives in Boston. Dad...
爸，他爱我！ Dad, he loves me!
好吧 OK.
你别担心了 You don't have to worry.
要说上床，是马蒂想要等等呢 When it comes to sex, Marty is the one who wants to wait.
你那样说我就会高兴了是吗？ What about that sentence is supposed to give me comfort?
- 爸，我爱他 - 亲爱的… - Dad, I love him. - Honey...
我爱他 I love him.
- 我爱他，我爱他 - 不，你不爱 - I love him. I love him. - No, you don't.
我们之间的是真爱 What we have is true love.
你不能因为你从来没有拥有过 And just because you don't have it,
就来惩罚我们 doesn't mean you have to punish us.
迷恋不是爱 生理上的诱惑也不是爱 Infatuation is not love. Sexual attraction is not love.
- 你不懂的 - 呃，我不懂 - You don't understand. - Uh, I don't understand.
是的，你甚至于不知道 自己不懂什么是爱 No, you don't even understand that you don't understand.
我不懂什么，卡拉？ 求求你，求求你告诉我啊 What don't I understand, Cara? Please, help me out.
是因为不能和这臭小子在一起 你就痛不欲生了？ What is it? It's frustrating that you can't be with this person?
有什么…会让你魂不守舍？ That... that there's something keeping you apart,
你感觉你和他是心有灵犀了？ something about this person you connect with?
每次见到他的时候 And whenever you're near this person,
你不知道说什么好 所以你把你想到的 you don't know what to say, and you say everything
你心里想到的都掏出来 that's in your mind and in your heart.
你知道如果你们能在一起 And you know that if you could just be together,
他能让你做最好的自己 that this person will help you become the best possible version of yourself.
那马蒂能留下了 So Marty can stay?
对不起 I'm sorry.
“马蒂能留下了？” "Marty can stay?"
霍华德会载你到公交站那的 Howard is going to drive you to the bus.
我们给你婶婶电话了 她在波士顿等你 We called your aunt, she's waiting in Boston.
- 好的，先生 - 听着，我不是你爸 - Yes, sir. - Look, I'm not your parent,
不过我还是要告诉你 爱情是一种危险的感觉 but I think you should know, love is a dangerous feeling.
- 不是的，先生 - 你是顶撞我吗？ - No, sir. - Are you arguing with me?
不是，我…只是… No, I'm... It's just...
爱情不是感觉 它是一种本能 Love is not a feeling, it's an ability.
- 谁告诉你的？ - 自己想的，伯恩斯先生 - Who told you that? - Made it up, Mr. Burns.
过来告别吧 Come say goodbye.
车窗关上，好了，就这样吧 Window. OK, that's it.
- 爸 - 她很快就能再见他的 - Dad. - She'll see him again soon enough.
不要啊！不要啊！ No! No!
别走啊！马蒂！马蒂！马蒂！ No! Marty! Marty! Marty!
- 真感人 - 哪里感人了？ - That's sweet. - What's sweet?
那个…怎么就感人了？ How... How is that sweet?
别哭了，别哭了 It's OK. It's OK. Come on, it's OK.
那么的肯定 那么的深爱彼此 To be that certain. To feel so much love.
- 爱不是一种感觉 - 不是吗？ - Love isn't a feeling. - No?
它是一种本能 It's an ability.
喔，如果那是对的 你女儿真是个天才呢 Well, if that's true, you have one gifted daughter.
你这个扼杀爱情的刽子手！ You are a murderer of love!
奥莉维亚和女孩们一起表演 Uh, Olivia has something with the girls.
格斯和往常一样 贝拉还没决定 Gus will be doing his usual. Bella is on the fence.
- 霍华德和我唱歌 - 哦，好极了，艾琳阿姨呢？ - Howard and I will sing. - Oh, that's nice. Aunt Eileen?
- 给我也写一个吧 - 哦，真的？什么才艺呢？ - Put me down. - Oh, really? What's your talent?
扼杀爱情 Murderer of love.
您刚才说？ You were saying?
我们都准备了节目 We have something planned for the whole family.
都写下来吧 Put us all down.
- 你爸爸有什么才艺？ - 什么都没有 - What's your Dad's talent? - Doesn't have one.
他是唯一一个被允许不参加的 He's the only one excused from participating.
上台的是贝拉·威尔逊 I give you Bella Wilson.
加油，贝拉！ All right, Bella!
奇瓦瓦狗 Chihuahua.
- 继续啊，贝拉 - 你还好吧？ - Go, Bella. - You OK?
- 我感觉不妙 - 和你往常一样就行了 - I don't have a good feeling. - Do what you always do.
玛丽可不是一个好糊弄的人 Marie is not a lip-sync kinda girl.
- 我得做些与众不同的事情才行 - 你只要…做你自己就行了 - I gotta do something special. - Just... be yourself.
牛头狗 Bulldog.
Ruff! Ruff!
结束了… That's...
- 献给马蒂的 - 要我帮你拿着樱桃吗？ - This is for Marty. - Want me to take the cherries?
- 嗯，不用了 - 好吧 - Mm. Uh-uh. - OK.
喔！ Wow!
她把樱桃的果柄打了个结呢 She tied it!
- 我有个主意 - 我相信是个好主意 - I got an idea. - I'm sure it'll be great.
当然 It could be.
好了，最后闪亮登场的是：米彻叔叔！ OK, last but not least, Uncle Mitch.
呃，诸位好 呃，我哥哥 Uh, someone very wise, uh, my brother,
曾经告诉我 once told me that if you
如果你想百分之百的忠诚，那就唱歌吧 want to be completely honest, sing.
呃，顺便说一声 很荣幸介绍一下我的乐队 Um, by the way, I'd like to introduce my band.
真是难以置信 他都好久没有弹过了… I don't believe it. He hasn't played since she...
1，2，3，4 One, two, three, four.
人们总是说
你再也不会爱上谁
人们都开始放弃
但你却仍不满足
让我的爱敲开那扇门
直到你的心扉
让我的爱敲开那扇门
当一切似乎都已无法挽回
当所有人似乎都变得冷酷无情
我会给你一片四叶草
把你所有的忧伤与烦恼带走
我有打开你心房的唯一一把钥匙
我能让你做回自己
让你从痛苦悲伤中解脱出来
只有一种东西能让你重获自由
那就是我的爱
Ah!
就让我的爱 敲开你的心门
好样的，米彻叔叔！ Yeah, Uncle Mitch!
如果你身遭不幸
千万不要被它们打倒
爱可以治愈你所有的烦恼
你会知道有我在身边 是多么的幸运
让我的爱敲开那扇门
就让我的爱敲开你的心门
他帮我唱完了！ What he said.
干得好，伙计们 Great job, guys.
你是怎么回事？ What was that?
我没法… 我没法控制我自己了 I couldn't... I couldn't stop myself.
我现在该怎么办？ What am I supposed to do now?
你什么也不能做 他是我弟弟啊 You can't do anything. He's my brother.
那你为什么要…为我唱歌呢？ Why did you sing for me... then?
因为我…我… Because I... I'm...
92页，“我是刚刚去世吗？ Page 92. "Did I just die?
因为一位天使刚刚来到这个房间里” Because an angel walked into the room."
148页，呃，“我会原谅你的过往 如果你也同样原谅我的” Page 1 48. Uh, "I'll forgive you your past if you'll forgive me mine."
他所有的甜言蜜语 不过是拾你的牙慧 It seems all his best lines were yours.
真让人受不了，我… It's unbearable. I...
我没法再装下去了 I can't keep pretending.
St...
- 爸爸？ - 怎么了，小不点？ - Dad? - Yeah, peanut.
能到我房间来一下吗？ 我想给你看看我做的东西 Will you come up to my room? I wanna show you something I made.
呃，明天好吧？ 好吧，亲爱的？我发誓 Um, we'll do it tomorrow. OK, sweetie? I promise.
好吧，爸 OK, Dad.
哦，天哪！ Oh, God!
- 嘿，怎么了？ - 嘘 - Hey, what's going on? - Shh.
出什么状况了？ 我唱的不好？ What is complicated being here? My singing.
- 我不该唱的 - 我知道 - I shouldn't have sang. - I know this.
不，不是… No. It's not...
- 那个歌不好，我… - 她是在哭还是在笑呢？ - It was a bad song. I... - Is she crying or laughing?
- 哦，别，别，别这样 - 别这样 - Oh, no, no, no. Please. - Please don't do it.
玛丽… Marie...
他回来了 Here he comes.
妈！ Mom!
呃，不，不，不，我不知道说什么 我从来没失恋过 Uh, no, no, no, no. I don't know what to say to him. I never lost a girl.
- 哦，那好嘛，这就是第一次了 - 喔 - Oh, good. This is a first. - Wow.
好的，哦，我会干完的 OK. Oh, uh, oh, yeah, I'll follow through with these.
别装做没事人一样了 Please stop trying to act normal.
她以前说我是好男人 Said I was a great guy.
说她很爱很爱我 She said she loved me a lot.
现在却忽然说… And then she said...
我们应该去寻找我们真正的 精神伴侣 ...we should both go find our own true soul mates.
我被弄糊涂了 我实在是不知道 I'm so confused. I don't really know what happened
昨天到今天发生了什么会让 事情发展成这样 from yesterday to today that made this happen.
应该有些原因的 你们知道的，一些她… There has to be something. You know, some reason she...
- 看着我干嘛？ - 不是在看你 - Why are you looking at me? - Not looking at you.
他是在看他前途无亮的未来 刚好你就坐在那了 He's looking into the vast void that is his future. You just happen to be there.
你有什么要说的吗？ Danny, do you have anything to add?
就是，专家有什么意见呢？说吧 Yeah, what does the expert have to say? Come on.
- 呃 - 亲爱的，真的 - Uh... - Honey, the hard truth is
我们都很喜欢她呢 we all liked her a lot.
嗯，真的很喜欢 Yeah, we really did.
说这话没用啊，没用的 This isn't helping. No.
有人能想出什么有趣的事情来做吗？ Could somebody think of something fun to do?
OK, OK, um... OK, OK.
“鼠帮”的一员，歌手，呃… （一群彻夜狂欢、追求美女的摇摆乐歌手） Part of the Rat Pack! Singer. Um, um...
甸·马丁！小森美·戴维斯！ （两人都是鼠帮成员） Dean Martin! Sammy Davis, Jr!
对了！ Yes!
该你了，伙计 去吧，玩玩嘛 Your turn, buddy. Come on. Let's do it.
好吧 OK.
开始！ Go!
- 这是，呃，一个天才… - 嗨，裘弟 - This is a, uh, gift... - Hi, Jordy.
- 你不方便说话吗？ - 嗯，不过你接着说 - You can't talk. - No, but go on.
- 我只能离开 - 我知道 - I had to leave. - I know.
- 本·富兰克林！ - 不过实际上，呃… - Ben Franklin! - But the truth is, um...
- 什么？ - 我没走多远 - Yes? - ... I didn't get very far.
甜美的笑容，传神的眼睛 独一无二的女人 Beautiful smile, lovely eyes, one-of-a-kind woman.
- 玛丽！ - 对了 - Marie! - Yes.
哦，亲爱的，别，别… Oh, honey, don't, don't, don't...
- 爸？ - 嘿，你啊 - Dad? - Hey, you.
- 能去看我做的东西了吗？ - 我回来之后立马就看，好吧？ - Can I show you what I made? - First thing when I get back, OK?
好吧 OK.
- 又是你啊 - 很高兴见到你，长官 - You again. - Nice to see you, officer.
- 今天过得好吧？ - 知道我为什么让你靠边吧？ - How are you today? - You know why I pulled you over?
当然知道，我知道我在干嘛 并且我也知道我错在哪 I sure do. I know what I was doing and I know it's all wrong.
- 你会付出沉重代价的 - 尽管开罚单 - This is gonna cost you. - Put it on my tab.
- 什么？ - 尽管开罚单 - What was that? - Put it on my tab.
我们这是在干什么呢？ What are we doing?
- 可能是错的吧 - 嗯 - It may be wrong. - Yes.
不过，我觉得 我们的错里面也有对的地方吧 But there's a certain rightness to our wrongness, I think.
我觉得，呃 我们得好好想想 I think, um, we've got to think.
我是说，你的女儿们 我们怎么面对她们？ I mean, your girls, and how do we?
她们都是那么与众不同… They're extraordinary and...
- 怎么了？ - 我觉得是有点为时过早了 - What? - I think this is all premature.
真那么觉得？ You do?
我们甚至不知道你会不会打保龄球呢 We don't even know if you can bowl.
好了，不，别！等等 All right. No, don't! Wait.
等等，别，别 你别插队啊 Wait. No, no. You have to line up.
- 要你管！ - 排队去 - Leave me alone! - Line up.
- 拜托 - 拜托你，好吧 - Come on. - You come on. All right.
我只是看着你，我没有 I'm just watching you. I'm not...
- 准备好了？ - 喔！ - Ready? - Woo!
哦！谢谢您了！ Oh! Thank you.
真是… That's...
我喜欢，打的很差 不过我还是喜欢 I liked that. That was a terrible shot, but I loved this at the end.
哦，我先不扔了 Oh, I wouldn't go yet.
真不赖，好极了 Not bad. That's good.
你那样会伤到你的胳膊的 You're gonna break your arm like that.
哦！ Oh!
别，别，别那样 No, no. Don't do it.
哦，中啊，中啊，中啊！ Oh, come on, come on, come on!
- 真棒！ - 我们一起扔吧！ - Yay! - Let's go at the same time.
1，2，3 One, two, three.
爸？ Dad?
天哪，爸，你在干什么呢？ Oh, my God. Dad, what are you doing?
- 哦… - 怎么回事？玛丽？ - Oh... - What the hell? Marie?
- 嘿 - 这到底是怎么回事？ - Hey. - What the hell's going on?
- 我们就走 - 他们刚才在接吻呢 - We'll go. - They were just kissing.
听我解释 I can explain.
- 你们分手了，对吧？ - 两个小时之前 - You two broke up, right? - Two hours ago.
- 我们两个小时之前才分手 - 我知道，我知道 - We broke up two hours ago. - I know, I know, I know.
我以为你走了 I thought that you left.
她是走了，但是 但是没走远 She did. She left, but she just didn't get very far.
- 什么？ - 听我解释 - What? - I can explain this.
- 嗯，听他说 - 好吧 - Yeah, let him explain. - OK.
记得我说过的书店遇到的女人吗？ 就是她了 Remember the woman at the bookstore? Here she is.
你让我去追她，我没有 You told me to go after her, and I didn't.
不是有意的，米彻 It wasn't planned, Mitch.
我知道这看起来难以置信 不过，我也知道那种感觉 I know how this looks. But, Mitch, I also know how it feels.
什么感觉，混蛋？ How does this feel, you son of a bitch?
哦，天哪 Oh, my God!
- 怎么了？ - 我很抱歉 - What happened? - I'm so sorry.
大家都稍安毋躁，别帮倒忙了 Everybody, take it easy. You're not helping.
- 哦，别啊 - 我很抱歉 - Oh, no. - I'm sorry.
哦，亲爱的 去拿点冰来，哦！ Oh, darling. Get some ice. Oh!
- 丹，还好吧？没事吧？ - 玛丽！ - Dan, you all right? You OK? - Marie!
别，别走啊！ No, don't go!
我都不知道我们是怎么了 I don't know what we were thinking.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
别走啊 Don't go.
爸？别… Dad? Get...
- 爸，等等！ Dad, wait!
你干嘛呢？爸！ What are you doing? Dad!
好了，这是法院的传票 All right, this is your summons for your court appearance.
还有呢，你的驾照我先帮你保管吧 One last thing. You need to surrender your license.
你有客人找 You have guests.
- 哦！说曹操，曹操到，嗨 - 嗨 - Oh! Speak of the devil. Hi. - Hi.
辛蒂·拉姆森，拉姆森报纸集团 特别专栏编辑 Cindy Lamson. Editor of special features, Lamson Newspaper Group.
- 嗨 - 吉姆·拉姆森，发行人 - Hi. - Jim Lamson, publisher.
- 很高兴见到你 - 是啊 - Nice to meet you. - Yes.
我们刚才坐在这里和你家人聊天 We've been sitting here chatting with your family.
真的特别高兴 能见到你可爱的女儿们 We've especially enjoyed the pleasure of meeting your lovely daughters.
- 哦 - 热苹果酒要吗？ - Oh. - Hot cider?
谢谢，看起来… 太谢谢了 Thank you. That looks... Thank you very much.
看起来棒极了，谢谢 Looks great. Thanks.
爸？热苹果酒？ Father? Hot cider?
你不仅仅是爱情刽子手 Not only are you a murderer of love,
还是最差劲的爸爸 but you're the worst parent ever.
很好 Sweet.
喔，呃，你已经知道了 Well, um, as you probably know,
我们已经和其他两个候选人见过面了 we have met with two other candidates,
但是我爸爸和我都相信 but my father and I are confident
最后的才是最好的 that we have saved the best for last.
啊，女孩们 想玩就去玩吧 Uh, girls. You can leave if you like.
哦，她们留下可能会好点呢 Oh. If it's all right, perhaps they should stay.
都是一家人 她们也有权利知道呢 We like to keep the family involved.
喔，丹，他很知道怎么“珍惜”家庭呢 （让家丑不外扬） Well, Dan, here, he knows all about keeping things in the family.
- 是吧，丹？ - 这也是我们为什么欣赏你 - Don't you, Dan? - That's why we're so drawn to you.
你的专栏表现出的 你的道德观 What you represent in your column, your moral values.
你的文章反映出来的个性特征 The personal characteristics that are reflected in your writing,
- 让人佩服 - 忠诚，值得信赖… - Very impressive. - Honesty, trustworthiness...
我们有个很大的计划呢，丹 And we have great plans for you, Dan.
我们想做的也就是你一直告诉 你的读者该做的 What we try to do is what you keep telling your readers to do.
- 什么呢？ - 把家庭放在第一位 - What's that? - Put family first.
好吧，有些事情我得坦白 OK. OK. Here's the thing.
有些人从来都不看自己的专栏 Somebody hasn't been reading his own column.
我不明白您的意思 I'm not sure what that means.
走开，你是个骗子 勾搭你弟弟的女朋友？ Go away. You're a liar and a hypocrite. Cheating with your brother's girlfriend?
你认识她多久了？ How long did you know her?
两次行车违规一次撞车？ 那也是计划的一部分吗？ Two moving violations and a collision? Was that part of the plan?
最可恨的是，你居然放莉莉的鸽子 Worst of all, you blew off Lilly.
她一直在等着给你看她做的东西呢 She's been wanting to show you something she made for you.
但是你一直没来 But you never showed up.
嗯 Hm.
- 我搞砸了 - 不，你没有 - I really messed up. - No, you didn't.
不，我搞砸了 我对莉莉那样 Yeah, I did, Mom. What I did to Lilly.
- 还有米彻 - 哦，约翰 - Don't forget Mitch. - Oh, John.
还有那些报社的人 And those newspaper people.
很明显，今天你真是背呢 Admittedly, not a good day for you, honey.
如果我把注意力 都放在做个好父亲上… If I just stay focused on being their dad...
哦，拜托 你知道，爱情就是不可理喻的 Oh, please. You know, love is messy.
我应该意识到的 我伤害了我的孩子 I should know better. I hurt my kids.
以后别伤害她们就行了 Go un-hurt them.
- 亲爱的，你犯了好多错误呢 - 很多，很多很多 - Honey, you've made some mistakes. - Many, so many.
爱上玛丽不是其中一个 Falling for Marie wasn't one of them.
谁再给我个盒子好吗？ Can somebody get me another box, please?
好，好，就来了 Yep, yep. Coming.
米彻 Mitch.
米彻，我… Mitch, I...
如果是别人的话… If it was anybody else...
我很… I am so...
别多想了 Hold that thought.
嘿，美人儿 Hey, beautiful.
如果可以的话，我想和莉莉单独谈谈 Girls, I'd like to talk to Lilly alone, if I could.
好吧，那一起聊吧 OK, then. All of you.
我知道我搞砸了 还是在这么重要的时候 I know I messed up. Big time.
- 对 - 对，你搞砸了 - Yep. - Yes, you did.
现在，你们的妈妈… Now, your mom...
我想你们的妈妈 I miss your mom.
时时刻刻都想 以后也会 All the time and I always will.
- 妈妈已经走了 - 哦，亲爱的，我每天都能看见啊 - Mom's gone. - Aw, honey. I see her every day.
简，你有她的善良 I see her in your goodness, Jane.
卡拉，你有她的激情 And, Cara, your passion.
还有，莉莉，你有和她一样的眼睛 And, Lilly, you have her eyes.
还有笑靥 And her smile.
所以我以后
我安安分分的过活 I am grounding myself for life.
我不再离开你们 我会和你们在一起… I'm sticking with you. I am going to be with you...
- 你每天都和我们在一起啊 - 我哪也不去了 - You're with us every day. - I'm not going anywhere.
我和玛丽之间有过情 See, I got a little confused with Marie,
但是那结束了，好吧？ but that is over. OK?
我有点冲昏了头 I kinda lost my head.
因为爱着她我都变笨了 Got a little stupid because I love her.
那个…那个不是… That's... That's not...
我不爱她 这不是我的心里话 I don't love her. And that's not what I meant.
我是说，我怎么会是爱她？ 我认识她只有… I mean, how could I love her? I've only known her...
- 三天 - 对 - Three days. - Yeah.
短短三天你能知道什么？ And how can you know in three days?
我不知道 I don't know.
是的，我知道，我爱她 Yes, I do. I love her.
我爱她，我爱她 I love her. I love her.
我爱她，我爱… I love her. I love...
我爱她 I love her.
那你赶紧去追啊 Then go get her.
我们喜欢她胜过你多了 We so prefer her to you.
去吧 Go.
- 赶紧的 - 哦 - Now. - Oh.
亲爱的，亲爱的，路上吃的 Honey. Honey. For the road.
- 这是什么啊？ - 不行啊 - What is it? - I can't do it.
- 没什么不行的 - 我没有驾照了啊 - You must. - I don't have a license.
看地图我很在行的 I'm pretty good with maps.
这事怪怪的 不过我可不会错过 This is so queer. But I wouldn't miss it for anything.
亲爱的读者们 对你们中的大多数人来说 Dear readers, for most of you,
这是我在这份报纸 第一次开专栏 this is my first column in your paper.
以后，我会解答各位的问题 In the future, I will be answering your questions,
但是今天，我想破例和大家聊聊 but today, I wanna break from my usual format and talk to you
“计划”这个话题 about the subject of plans.
不是说我这个专栏的计划 而是说人生的计划 Not so much my plan for this column, more like life plans.
我们怎么来制定它们 How we all make them.
以及我们多么该期待孩子们拟出 他们自己的，好的，安全的计划 And how we hope that our kids make good, smart, safe plans of their own.
但是如果扪心自问 But if we're really honest with ourselves,
大多数时候我们的计划都 不能按照我们的期望实现 most of the time our plans don't work out as we'd hoped.
因此也许我不应该问我们的孩子： So instead of asking our young people,
“你的计划是什么？ 你准备怎么过一生？” "What are your plans? What do you plan to do with your life?"
而应该告诉他们： 准备好接受上天给你惊喜吧 is: Plan to be surprised.
掉下来了 It's falling out.
就这样吧 And that's it.